Top Ten Reasons Not to Vote

The U.S. midterm elections are just around the corner. This is a decisive moment in American history. So, VOTE.

And I don’t care how you vote, just get the heck out there and vote. It’s important for democracy. If you don’t vote, the system doesn’t work. Similarly, I don’t care which side you enlist in, just get the heck out there and shoot. It’s important for the warring. If you don’t take out the enemy, any enemy, the system doesn’t work.