The Year Ahead in Advance Hindsight

They say prediction is hard, but mark my words: someday, everyone will be doing it.

They also say hindsight is 20/20, but how did they know? The past is a foreign country, yet you can get there if you go via Canada. Is Canada a metaphor? Or is it more like a simile? What time is it at the North Pole, and why? These are the kinds of questions and declarative sentences I have been asking myself in my ongoing efforts to crack the Code of Time and foretell the future before it happens. I am very close.