Today’s Language Purge Update

Good morning! Here is today’s fresh crop of purged words, the latest and greatest words it is no longer acceptable to use. Enjoy! And as you do so, pat yourself on the dorsal surface for all the progress we’ve made together. As of this month, we’ve slimmed down Acceptable English to a nimble 154,328 words, and that includes a steady 12% quarterly increase in euphemisms. Keep up the good specialfun!